Boomhauer, King of the Hill
Led Arlen High to the Texas State Championship game.
Captain Planet, Captain Planet
Has the elements on his side...Under thrown ball? WIND. Upcoming hole in the field? EARTH. Parched in the huddle? WATER. Quarterback cold, throwing nothing but incompletions? Fire. Down in the 4th quarter? HEART.
Best of all he is humble, always proclaiming "The power is yours!"
Goliath-Gargoyles
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Dude's got wheels...He's part cheetah.
(Inside) young Bill "The Billdozer" Dauterive, King of the Hill
Arlen High's co-career Touchdown leader earned his nickname.
Fullback
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm JimWho wouldn't want this guy blocking for him.
"Bring it on!"
Tight End
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"Try to tackle me and you'll wear that helmet for the rest of your life...
NOT because you want to."
Offensive Line
Baloo, Tail Spin
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Tough as a bear. Always delivers in the clutch.
This Hawaiian import flips not only burgers, but also defenders onto their asses.
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Great pass blocker as defenders must run a quarter mile to get around him.
Heffer Wolfe, Rocko's Modern Life
Bowl open running lanes with a toughness like he was raised by wolves.
Rocksteady-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Likely if a player sees this face coming at him he will run the other way and take a safety,
but Skeletor will still beat the shit out of him.
Cornerbacks
Vince, Recess
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Top prospect from Third Street Elementary School.
Also excels at kickball, basketball and making Miss Finster angry.
Quagmire, Family Guy
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Good at quick jittery bursts of speed and always sticking whomever he is covering.
Last year the cleft in his chin recorded three interceptions.
"Giggity giggity giggity GO!"
Offenses fear his tough exterior.
Has been working out with water resistance to build strength.
Free Safety
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama MVP of Superbowl MC
Defensive Line
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Tip for offensive lineman lining up against him: Get out of the way bitch.
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Bred to annoy opposing lines.
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One tough lady. Just make sure you don't try to clip her from behind.
"How dare you (try to stop me)."
Jorgen Von Strangle, Fairly Odd Parents
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Brings the power and attitude needed up front on the defense. Just don't call him a fairy.
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These guys can take on Uga,
but might have trouble against any team named the Wildcats.
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Stewie Griffin from Family Guy and Arnold from Hey Arnold! are expected to split time at the position.
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