Following last week's NFL Hall of Fame induction ceremony, the NFL has released the roster of the all star cartoon character football team. After months of deliberation, the league has selected the following as the starters on this historic team.

Offense

Quarterback

Boomhauer, King of the Hill

Led Arlen High to the Texas State Championship game.

His cadence is sure to mess with opposing defense's minds.

Wide Receivers

Captain Planet, Captain Planet

Has the elements on his side...Under thrown ball? WIND. Upcoming hole in the field? EARTH. Parched in the huddle? WATER. Quarterback cold, throwing nothing but incompletions? Fire. Down in the 4th quarter? HEART.
Best of all he is humble, always proclaiming "The power is yours!"


Goliath-Gargoyles

Able to "fly" past defenders

and is not afraid to take his hard as rock physique across the middle.

Halfback

(Outside) Cheetor, Beast Wars

Dude's got wheels...He's part cheetah.

(Inside) young Bill "The Billdozer" Dauterive, King of the Hill

Arlen High's co-career Touchdown leader earned his nickname.

Fullback

Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
Who wouldn't want this guy blocking for him.
"Bring it on!"

Tight End

Brock Samson, Venture Bros

"Try to tackle me and you'll wear that helmet for the rest of your life...

NOT because you want to."

Offensive Line

Baloo, Tail Spin

Tough as a bear. Always delivers in the clutch.

Tito, Rocket Power

This Hawaiian import flips not only burgers, but also defenders onto their asses.

Eric Cartman, South Park

If his sheer size isn't enough to block he is sure to annoy or eat the defender.

Fat Albert, Fat Albert

Great pass blocker as defenders must run a quarter mile to get around him.

Heffer Wolfe, Rocko's Modern Life

Bowl open running lanes with a toughness like he was raised by wolves.

DEFENSE

Outside Linebackers

Bebop- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rocksteady-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

That's just pretty badass.

Bebop provides his own shoulder pads and Rocksteady doesn't need them.

Middle Linebacker

Skeletor, Masters of the Universe

Likely if a player sees this face coming at him he will run the other way and take a safety,

but Skeletor will still beat the shit out of him.

Cornerbacks

Vince, Recess

Top prospect from Third Street Elementary School.

Also excels at kickball, basketball and making Miss Finster angry.

Quagmire, Family Guy

Good at quick jittery bursts of speed and always sticking whomever he is covering.

Last year the cleft in his chin recorded three interceptions.
"Giggity giggity giggity GO!"

Strong Safety

Larry the Lobster, SpongeBob SquarePants

Offenses fear his tough exterior.

Has been working out with water resistance to build strength.

Free Safety

Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
MVP of Superbowl MC

Defensive Line

Juggernaut, X-Men

Tip for offensive lineman lining up against him: Get out of the way bitch.

Pete, Goof Troop

Bred to annoy opposing lines.

Gladys the Hippo Lady, Rocko's Modern Life

One tough lady. Just make sure you don't try to clip her from behind.

"How dare you (try to stop me)."

Jorgen Von Strangle, Fairly Odd Parents

Brings the power and attitude needed up front on the defense. Just don't call him a fairy.

Special Teams

Placekicker

Nelson Muntz, The Simpsons

He can definitely kick ass.

Punter

Mom or Dad, Cow and Chicken

They must have strong legs, since that is all they have.

Mascot

2 Stupid Dogs, 2 Stupid Dogs

These guys can take on Uga,

but might have trouble against any team named the Wildcats.

Rival

Notre Dame

Not a drawing

Ball

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy and Arnold from Hey Arnold! are expected to split time at the position.